I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Still tired from the
move. Day 2: Everyone talks to me like I'm an idiot.
move. Day 2: Everyone talks to me like I'm an idiot.
Related:
- When I was a baby, I kept a diary. The first entry is:
"Day One: Still tired from the move." I was upset... - Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Man... - Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an
opportunity,
you can end up regretting it for the rest of your ... - I support everyone's right to be an idiot.
I may need it myself someday... - I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights
instead!
Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else... - I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights
instead!
Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else... - saga n.
[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N
random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told... - Days of my life I'd like to forget: The day the doctors told me I was sick.
The day I had to tell my friends I was ill. The day... - Baby: "Everybody talks to me like I'm an
idiot...
From the same category:
- Try staring at someone from a substantial distance.
>(Eventually they will turn around.) ASTOUNDING! We... - I just got my phone bill.
Buy AT&T stock now... - No one can guarantee the actions of another.
-- Spock,
"Day of the Dove," stardate unknown... - The bow too tensely strung is easily broken.
-- Publius Syrus (42 BC)
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Maxim... - When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog
that is news.
Charles Anderson Dana (1819...
