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• She who hesitates is won.
• Bart: Man, I thought Mom was going to scream me stupid.
  She didn't even raise her voice. Lisa: I admit I haven't known Mom as long as you have, but I know when she's really upset....
• Moe: Sorry, Grampa, but I gotta stash ya in the bathroom so Betty won't get wise to us.
  [sets Grampa up between two urinals, and plugs him in] Grampa...
• Texans just do it. She it!
• She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n! The batteries are dead!
• My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it, but she got poison ivy on the brain.
  When it itched, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
• By George I think she's got it!