They have this stuff in the supermarket--imitation crabmeat. You know there
aren't fish at the bottom of the ocean going, "Wait--I do a great crab!"
-- Rick Corso
aren't fish at the bottom of the ocean going, "Wait--I do a great crab!"
-- Rick Corso
Related:
- It's hard having a big nose. All my pullover shirts have stretch marks.
I go to the beach, my friends make me lie on my back... - I had fried mozzarella cheese. Deep-fried cheese. Oh,
there's a cardiovascular dream come true. The cheese... - It's great to be smart 'cause then you know
stuff... - When I was a kid my mother switched religions from Catholic to
Episcopalian.
Which is what, Catholic Lite? One third less guilt... - Q: What do you call 50 Microsoft products at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A darned good start... - Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start... - I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem
to have been only like a boy playing on the sea-shore,
and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother... - I shall tell you a great secret, my friend. Do not wait for the last
judgment,
it takes place every day. -- Albert... - People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff.
I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy...
From the same category:
- Anything that begins well will end badly.
(Note: The converse of Pudder's law is not true.)
-
Pudder's... - There is no limit to stupidity. Space itself is said to be bounded by
its own curvature,
but stupidity continues beyond infinity. -- Gene... - The greatest Clerkes be not the wisest men.
-- John Heywood (c.
1565) -- Proverbes, Part ii, Chap.... - REMbo I:
First dream... - People who abstain from smoking, drinking, and having sex do not necessarily
live longer.
It just seems longer...
