As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!
Related:
- If turkeys could fly Congress would be an
airport...... - AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I AM INNOCENT
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But He won't be there at the committal proceedings... - As God is my witness - I am that fool!
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Gomez... - As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade!
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Bart, "Bart Gets an... - It is hard to fly with the eagles
When you work with
the turkeys... - Castration?!? Oh my god!
I thought he said circumcision... - Now, witness their attempts to fly from tree
to tree... - As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again
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Scarlett O'Hara in Gone with the... - Gone with the Wind
As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again.
Vivian...
From the same category:
- Your code should be more
efficient... - A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence
and yet keep both ears to the ground.
H. L.... - consult guide about Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up
with the following entry:
The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is... - My employers reserve the right to disagree with me.
I reserve the right to disagree with them. --... - A system admin's life is a sorry one. The only advantage he has over
Emergency Room doctors is that malpractice suits are rare.
On the other hand, ER doctors never have to deal with...
