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• Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did. -- Robert Benchley
• It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• I am the oldest living white man, especially at seven in the morning. -- Robert Benchley
• Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. -- Robert Benchley
• BARRY.. That was the most HEART-WARMING rendition of ``I DID IT MY WAY'' I've ever heard!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I never dared be radical when young for fear it would make me conservative when old.
  -- Robert Frost (1875-1963)...
• I'm out of the woods now, right? I mean, whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!
  -- Homer recovers from a heart attack, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• It is rather to be chosen than great riches, unless I have omitted something from the quotation.
  -- Robert Benchley (1889-1945)i -- see Proverbs xxii, 1...