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  Don't Worry--he'll come back in style -- Dorothy Parke...
• See the happy moron, He doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron, My God!
  Perhaps I am! -- Dorothy Parke...
• If all these sweet young things were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things.
  I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more....
• As I said before, "I never repeat myself".
• So, now you say I'm redundant, that I repeat myself, that I say things over and over again.
• I can give you a sentence with the word horticulture.
  You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think. -- Dorothy Parke...
• If I don't drive around the park, I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
  If I'm in bed each night by ten, I may get back my looks again....