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• You can say what you want about the inconvenience of children and the other thing
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• Cats like to sit on what you are reading at the time.
• Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like them.
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• What do you say when a hooker asks you "Trick or Treat?
• I don't like spreading rumors, but what else can you do with them?
• Women and cats do as they like.