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• If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing pole.
  -- Doug Larso...
• If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
  -- Doug Larso...
• The spotted owl isn't really important because it's only a subspecies. -- Denny Smith
• Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry.
  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh, well, I think of my sex life....
• aive adj. 1. Untutored in the perversities of some particular program or system
  one who still tries to do things in an intuitive way, rather than the right way (in really good designs these coincide, but most designs aren't `really good' in the appropriate sense)....
• What's really important in life? Sitting on a beach?
  Looking at television eight hours a day? I think we have to appreciate that we're alive for only a limited period of time, and we'll spend most of our lives working....
• This is the simple form. [pause] Well, it's simple in the sense that it leaves out all the really important bits.
• Who says '1+1' REALLY equals '2'?
• I hate to interrupt your judging me, but I wanted you to know that I've made a couple of really important decisions.
  Number 1: I'm cutting the cable as soon as the fight's over, and Number 2...