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• La Quinta is Spanish for "Next to Denny's.
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room staff to remove it!...
• It only takes five days.......
• It takes about 10 years to get used to how old you are. -- Raymond A. Michel
• There is one picture on TV I'll never forget - the picture of a man being pulled from his truck and being beaten to death.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle talking about a LA riot video tape showing 33-year-old Reginald Denny being beaten unconscious....
• I suggest we start with the Springfield Revolving Restaurant.
  You know, food tastes better when you're revolving....
• While today's digital hardware is extremely impressive, it is clear that the human retina's real time performance goes unchallenged.
  Actually to simulate 10 milliseconds of the complete processing of even a single nerve cell from the retina would require the solution of about 500 simultaneous nonlinear differential equations 100 times and would take at least several minutes of time on a Cray supercomputer....
• Pizza Delivery men do it in 10 minutes or less!