These two strings walk into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "So
what'll it be?"
The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quaqg fulk boorg jdk^Cjf
dLkjk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvyowmc63^Dz x.xvcu"
"Please excuse my friend," the second string says. "He isn't null-
terminated."
what'll it be?"
The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quaqg fulk boorg jdk^Cjf
dLkjk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvyowmc63^Dz x.xvcu"
"Please excuse my friend," the second string says. "He isn't null-
terminated."
Related:
- A piece of string goes into a bar, climbs up on a stool and orders a
martini.
Bartender says "Get outta here, we don't serve no strings... - Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of string asked for a beer.
"Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?" "Well, yes... - Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the
woman I love" and the second,
"For my best friend... - Sorry about my friend.
He's not null-terminated... - Two sodium atoms are walking along the street when one stops and says,
"Oh my God, I think I've lost an electron!" "Are you... - A man goes into a bar and begins to tell a Polish joke.
The man sitting next to him, a big hulking powerhouse... - Quote #519
My favorite PL/I type conversion example:
Declare A, B, and C as three-character strings. B='123'... - My wife says I never listen to her.
At least I think that's what she said... - I hope you'll think this is funny. A man calls an undertaker and says,
"You better make arrangements for a funeral. My wife...
