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• When I get bored I go to a Seven-Eleven and ask for a two-by-four and a box of three-by-fives.
  -- Rod Schmid...
• I Do Everything For Jesus. -- Mother Teresa, The Five Fingers Rule
• Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
  Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine....
• Informed rule or no rule at all.
• Homer: I need $15,000 to buy a home. Grampa: Oh, well.
  All I own is this house that I built with my own two hands....
• The odds are five to six that the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.
  -- Paul Dickson -- Rowe's Rule...
• Never listen to anyone who talks to you for over five minutes about all that things that have happened to them that have left them speechless!
• The employee who has performed his labors faithfully and without a fault for five years, will be given an increase of five cents per day in his pay, providing profits from the business permit it.
  -- Work Rule...
• Bralek's Rule for Success: Trust only those who stand to lose as much as you when things go wrong.