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• The only time to say to someone; "Have a nice day," is when you have already rendered them completely speechless with rage and anger.
• You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio's heart.
  -- F. Alle...
• If you really want to do something new, the good won't help you with it.
  Let me have men about me that are arrant knaves. The wicked, who have something on their conscience, are obliging, quick to hear threats, because they know how it's done, and for booty....
• VACUUM-CLEANER Men have traditionally said of vacuum-cleaners "what's that?
  New men know what vacuum-cleaners are, even if they've never touched them in the flesh....
• People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.