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• The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg.
  The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously....
• The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg.
  The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously....
• Encyclopedia Salesmen: Invite them all in. Nip out the back door.
  Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled....
• Encyclopedia Salesmen: Invite them all in.
  Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled....
• The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog: The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks.
  Since this means him standing motionless for enormous periods of time he is often eaten in full display by The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog Eater....
• The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog: The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks.
  Since this means him standing motionless for enormous periods of time he is often eaten in full display by The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog Eater....