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• The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog: The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks.
  Since this means him standing motionless for enormous periods of time he is often eaten in full display by The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog Eater....
• The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg.
  The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously....
• The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg.
  The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously....
• Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
  -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac...