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  Your boss wants to see you immediately....
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  Mom, that is _really_ annoying. Lisa: Bart started it....
• Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
  ! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
• Chekov: "Khan!" Khan: [To Terrell] "I don't know you.
  [To Chekov] "But you, I never forget a face, Mister Chekov, isn't it?...
• Bart and Homer spot each other suddenly. They gasp] Ba
  I can't let Dad see me playing hooky! Homer: I can't let the boy see me skipping work!...
• I don't see no points on your ears, boy, but you sound like a Vulcan.
  "No, sir. I am an android." Almost as bad. "I thought it was generally accepted, sir, that Vulcans are an advanced and most honorable race....
• Picard: "Mister LaForge...I would like *you* to accompany Captain Scott.
  LaForge: "Me, sir." Picard: "Yes. Look, this is not an order....
• Abe: Hot diggety! I'm going to smooch her like a mule eating an apple!
  [demonstrates] I even bought me some special novelty dentures....