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• A Fairway on the Golf Course is a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers who are out looking for lost balls in the rough.
• Gloom, despair and agony on me. Deep dark depression, excessive misery.
  If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. Oh, gloom, despair and agony on me....
• You may be redneck... if you've ever filled a deer tag on a golf course.
• Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm.
• Golf, there's a thing that torments you and won't let you enjoy yourself.
  You've got to relax. I got out of this country's worst sand trap with just one stroke....
• Where, oh, where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone?
  I searched the world over, and I thought I'd found true love....
• Homer: Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing?
  Maybe the desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop....
• Concern should drive us into action not into depression. -- Karen Horney
• If the wearer of this button shows any signs of depression, administer Chinese food immediately