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• A sand trap on the golf course is a deep depression filled with golfers who are in a deep depression.
• Golfers hit their balls with shafts.
• Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
• A [golf] ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed in the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the rough.
  Such veering right or left frequently results from friction between the face of the club and the cover of the ball and the player should not be penalized for the erratic behavior of the ball resulting from such uncontrollable physical phenomena....
• Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls.
• Golf is a good walk spoiled. (It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
  ) -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...