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• Where, oh, where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone?
  I searched the world over, and I thought I'd found true love....
• Oh, the agony of delete!
• I have bad luck with plants. I bought me a philodendron .
  .. and I put it in the kitchen and it drank my soup. -- Joan Rive...
• Well, I'm off to D/L a file...Wish me luck.
• I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
  -- Franklin D. Roosevel...
• Out from the shadows behind you pounces a bearded pirate!
  Har, har," he he chortles, "I'll just take all this booty and hide it away with me chest chest deep in the maze!...
• QOTD: "It's not the despair... I can stand the despair. It's the hope.
• The agony of delete.
• Homer: Uh, let's see: eighteen, twenty-seven, thirty-five.
  ..Dealer busts! Looks like you all win again....