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• I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
• Did your mother have any children that lived?
• What we desire our children to become, we must endeavour to be before them. -- Andrew Combe
• My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
• My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one. -- Groucho Marx
• There comes a time in a man's life which you cannot know, when he sees the first smile of his baby girl.
  He knows he must change the world for her; for all children....