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• Why did the Chtorran eat only one of the Vice-President's legs?
  It didn't want to leave him without a leg to stand on....
• RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
  Sharp, irresistible by mail or shield, By guard unparried as by flight unstayed, O serviceable Rumor, let me wield Against my enemy no other blade....
• Pull the other leg!
• In what can only be described as a surprise move, God has officially announced His candidacy for the U.
  S. presidency. During His press conference today, the first in over 4000 years, He is quoted as saying, "I think I have a chance for the White House if I can just get my campaign pulled together in time....
• Get the Hell out of my way! -- John Gal
• How many Branch Davidians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they provide their own illumination. Nine, one to do it and the other eight to find a leg for him to stand on....
• Pessimists have already begun to worry about what is going to replace automation. -- John Tudo
• Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
  -- John Tudo...
• Only by going alone in silence, without baggage, can one truly get into the heart of the wilderness.
  All other travel is mere dust and hotels and baggage and chatter....