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• Is it better to have a leg longer than the other or shorter?
• Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
• A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way. -- John Tudo
• Blood flows down one leg and up the other. -- an actual excerpt from student science exam pape
• PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics.
  The other is Pull. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• The first pull on the cord ALWAYS sends the drapes in the wrong direction. Boyle's Other Law
• How many Branch Davidians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they provide their own illumination. Nine, one to do it and the other eight to find a leg for him to stand on....