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• Great job! You have killed the slimey nostril monster!
  He (she?) has has turned into a puddle on the floor and has slowly evaporated....
• Take Idaho's license plates - they say 'Famous Potatoes.
  ' Then there's New Hampshire - their license plates say 'Live Free ....
• Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot. Wiggum: Just a minute!
  This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! [pulls at his face a little] Wait, it _is_ Burns....
• I think all cars should have car phones in 'em and their license plates should be their phone number.
  So you can call 'em up and tell 'em to get the hell out of the way....
• He always talks like that. Sometimes, I think he can't help it.
• She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
  She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
• I'd like to buy him for what I think he is worth, and sell him for what he thinks he is worth.
• You may be redneck... if you refer to paper plates as "the good china.
• You know what scares me? The X ray! What's the matter with those rays if the dentist has to hide in the next room?
  He's got this great big thing focused at you going buzz and he's hiding....