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• Homer: Son, there was something I was going to give you at the end of this trip, but since we may not survive, I want you to have it now.
  Bart: [gasps] A real Swiss Army knife! Cool! Home...
• Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
• There is a gentle cave bear sitting placidly in one corner.
• Are you trying to get into the cave?
• You have entered a room that almost seems to pulse with a strange beat.
  beat. You can overlook pulsating flames that burn from torches far below below in the bottom of a pit....
• There is a wicked Necromancer in the room with you named Melkor.
  He is is very dangerous and I would advise you to get away quickly, unless you you know the magic spell to rid the cave of his presence....
• You are in an expansive room with a large pair of thrones sitting sitting at one end on a platform.
  There is a smell of candles in in the room....
• You are in a very, *very* strange room. The whole atmosphere seems to be be crawling with a powerful force.
  At the north end of the room a fiercely fiercely bright light can be seen....
• You are in a room with many elves sitting on benches.
  At the south end end of the room a very old elf is speaking....