There Is A Wicked Necromancer In The Room With You Named Melkor.

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There is a wicked Necromancer in the room with you named Melkor. He
is is very dangerous and I would advise you to get away quickly, unless
you you know the magic spell to rid the cave of his presence.

You will pass away very quickly.
You are in a very creepy room. A sign on the wall says: "MAGIC "MAGIC is the word".
Are you trying to get into the cave?
All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
And where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it.
As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.

There Is A Wicked Necromancer In The Room With You Named Melkor.

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