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• Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.
  -- John F. Kennedy, 1964...
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  We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed....
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  I think the most interesting part of my life is going to happen in those two to 15 minutes....
• When Life does not find a singer to sing her heart she produces a philosopher to speak her mind.
  -- Kahlil Gibra...
• You know, when that Simpson boy showed up, it took years off my life.
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