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• For some reason the little Bruins make us laugh.
• For some reason the little Flyers make us laugh.
• For some reason the little Leafs make us laugh.
• For some reason the little Penguins make us laugh.
• For some reason the little Rangers make us laugh.
• For some reason the little Whalers make us laugh.
• A whore is a whore for the same reason some of us aren't.
• The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
  -- Jay Leno...
• It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
  In one of those "true facts" books there was an explanation for this law....