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• The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
• The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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• The probability of failure is directly proportional to the anxiety of the programmer.
• The probability of your getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times you are told, "you can't miss it.
  -- Law of Directio...
• The probability of the bread falling jelly-side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
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• McGoon's Law The probability of winning is inversely proportional to the amount of the wager.
• Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
  -- Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab...