A Bad Marriage Is Like A Horse With A Broken Leg, You Can Shoot The Horse, But It Dont Fix The Leg.
A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the
horse, but it dont fix the leg.
A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
PUNNY BOOK: Equine Leg Cramps: Charlie Horse.
My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg...
You feel like someone is pulling your leg.
Love and marriage may go together like a horse and carriage, but when was the last time you saw one of those?
Bart: [thinking] Well, it looks like it's just you and me, Barty-boy.
[aloud] Oh, great, I get to spend the summer with my brain....
If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
C makes it easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.
C++ makes that harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. -- Bjarne Stroustrup...