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• The phone call you're waiting for comes the minute you go out the door.
  -- Law of Telephone Dynamic...
• There was a phone call for you.
• Call waiting is great if you have two friends!
• The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.
• Skinner: [to Edna] I'll handle this. Simpson! I'm giving you till the count of three to come out!
  One, two, three! [pause] I've done all I can do....
• I'll call you back, my call-waiting's beeping!
• Computer generated voices:) 1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.
  2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up!...
• Call me if you need my phone number!
• Telephone charges are cheaper the farther you call, go figure...