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• The phone call you're waiting for comes the minute you go out the door.
  -- Law of Telephone Dynamic...
• No, I don't have any taglines to give you. Go Away.
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• You don't have to give things up, you have to accept that they go away.
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your alarm clock-radio wakes you with the words "One minute to impact.
  -- Ambidextrous Rex (Of course, you won't have to worry about getting up to go to work.)...
• Yeah, there are more important things in life than money, but they won't go out with you if you don't have any.