The Perceived Usefulness Of An Article Is Inversely Propor- Tional To Its Actual Usefulness Once Bought And Paid For.

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The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely propor-
tional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.
-- Glatum's Law of Materialistic Acquisitiveness

The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
Usefulness is inversely proportional to reputation for being useful. -- Daniel S. Greenberg
Kirkland's Law The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.
You will outgrow your usefulness.
Mouse: A peripheral originally named "veriform appendix" because of its functional resemblance, renamed for its usefulness as a cat toy.
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
-- Josh Billing...
pungle n. [Durham, UK; portmanteau, spangle + bungle] A spangle of no actual usefulness.
Example: Roger the Bent Paperclip in Microsoft Word '98....

The Perceived Usefulness Of An Article Is Inversely Propor- Tional To Its Actual Usefulness Once Bought And Paid For.

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