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• The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
• Appealingness is inversely proportional to attainability.
• What must be noted about the many fallen political celebrities of recent years is that salvation eluded them, though they knew all the people in Washington who are useful to know.
  -- Daniel S. Greenberg...
• Militancy of feminism is inversely proportional to beauty.
• The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely propor- tional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.
  -- Glatum's Law of Materialistic Acquisitivene...
• Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut. -- Daniel S. Greenberg
• The availability of a component is inversely proportional to the need for that component.
• The degree of technical confidence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
• The desire for modeling a prototype is inversely proportional to the decline of the prototype.