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• The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
• The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely propor- tional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.
  -- Glatum's Law of Materialistic Acquisitivene...
• Mouse lost its balls,unable to point and shoot.
• A cat will assume the shape of its container.
• The uniformity of earth's life, more astonishing than its diversity
  is accountable by the high probability that we derived, originally, from some single cell, fertilized in a bolt of lightning as the earth cooled....
• Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
  -- Josh Billing...
• ponge n. [Unix] A special case of a filter that reads its entire input before writing any outpu
  he canonical example is a sort utility. Unlike most filters, a sponge can conveniently overwrite the input file with the output data stream....
• ponge: [UNIX] n. A special case of a {filter} that reads its entire input before writing any outpu
  he canonical example is a sort utility. Unlike most filters, a sponge can conveniently overwrite the input file with the output data stream....