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The Only Thing Houseflies Fear More Than The Venus Fly Trap Is The Hanging Plant. -- Steven Wrigh
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The only thing houseflies fear more than the Venus fly trap is
the hanging plant.
-- Steven Wright
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The only thing we have to fear is no more beer.
Bacons not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string.
The only thing more crooked than politics is insurance.
There is no such thing as bravery; only degrees of fear.
It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. -- Steven Wrigh
The only way to conquer fear is to keep doing the thing you fear to do.
Venus flytrap n. [after the insect-eating plant] See firewall machine.
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. -- Steven Wrigh
I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -- Steven Wrigh
