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• The only thing better than love is milk.
• The only thing better than time well spent is time well wasted.
• Looking at postcards is better than looking at the real thing.
• Human milk is better than cow's milk. It's cheaper, keeps better over the weekend, and the cat can't get at it.
  -- Donald McGill Plus, it comes in a much nicer package. -- Hovard Pederse...
• Tough Love is better than co-dependency.
• One thing men can do better than women: read a map.
  Men read maps better. 'Cause only a male mind could conceive of one inch equaling 100 miles....
• It's only my opinion, but it's better than yours.
• Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.