Human Milk Is Better Than Cow's Milk. It's Cheaper, Keeps Better Over The Weekend, And The Cat Can't Get At It.

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Human milk is better than cow's milk. It's cheaper, keeps better over the
weekend, and the cat can't get at it.
-- Donald McGill

Plus, it comes in a much nicer package.
-- Hovard Pedersen

The only thing better than love is milk.
Instead of crying over spilt milk go milk another cow.
The public buys its opinions as it buys its meat, or takes in its milk, on the principle that it is cheaper to do this than to keep a cow.
So it is, but the milk is more likely to be watered. -- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)...
If you want to get a pail of milk, don't sit yourself on a stool in the middle of a field hoping that a cow will come over to you.
-- Anon....
Don't cry over spilt milk, let the cat in to enjoy your misfortune.
It's no use crying over spilt milk; it only makes it salty for the cat.
It don't get much better than this folks.

Human Milk Is Better Than Cow's Milk. It's Cheaper, Keeps Better Over The Weekend, And The Cat Can't Get At It.

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