There is nothing quite so flattering as being 28 and having someone demand two forms of identification before you can be sold a drink with alcohol in it.

There is nothing quite so flattering as being 28 and having someone demand
two forms of identification before you can be sold a drink with alcohol in
it. About the only thing that beats this sensation is being asked for
documentation that you actually do qualify for a senior citizens discount.

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