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• I'm growing older, but not up. -- Jimmy Buffe
• You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.
  You are avenged fourteen hundred and forty times a day....
• You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.
  You are avenged fourteen hundred and forty times a day. -- Ambrose Bierce...
• The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
• The only good thing about growing older - it beats the alternative.