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• Don't try to describe the ocean if you've never seen it, .
  .. you might end up being wrong. -- Jimmy Buffe...
• If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane! -- Jimmy Buffe
• Jimmy Buffett's "This Hotel Room:") I ain't home, I ain't home, you better leave a message 'cause I ain't home.
  -- Answering machine madness - mainly musical theme...
• There's nothing wrong with growing older, but where does it lead?
• To me old age is fifteen years older than I am. -- Bernard M. Baruch
• Growing old is mandatory, however, growing up is optional!
• I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!
• The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.