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• I'm not only the hair club president; I'm a member!
• In a health club, if only one locker is occupied, it will be the one just above yours.
• I joined a bridge club. My jump is scheduled for Monday.
• I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION.
  I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. -- Groucho Marx...
• Bill the Cat fan club
• This tagline protected by THE CLUB(tm).
• CUMMERBUND -- german sex club.
• A good book is a kind of paper club, serving to rouse the slumbrous and to silence the obtuse.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
  -- Groucho Marx (in Duck Soup)...