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• I have doubts about my health club. The locker room has a smoking and a non-smoking section.
  -- Ellen Orchid...
• My wife's on a diet. She used to be so fat every time she got into a taxi the driver rushed her to the hospital.
  She went to the health club and one week she lost fifteen pounds....
• Good health will be yours for a long time.
• Tom Kite: Now, you don't want to overthink. Home
  Not an issue. Tom Kite: Keep your head down. Home...
• Kirk: "We have a problem. Something may be wrong on Regula One, we've been ordered to investigate.
  Spock: "If memory serves, Regula One is a scientific research laboratory....
• All for one; one for all, except me above all.
• A guy is standing in front of his locker at the country club admiring a golf ball he has in his hand.
  One of his golfing buddies says to him, "What'd you do, get some new golf balls?...
• The only GOOD Club in my bag is Canadian Club.....