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• Life goes on day after day [after day]...
• No civilized person ever goes to bed the same day he gets up.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your alarm clock-radio wakes you with the words "One minute to impact.
  -- Ambidextrous Rex (Of course, you won't have to worry about getting up to go to work.)...
• Homer: My first day of college. I wish my father was alive to see this.
  Abe: [springing up from the back seat] Hey! Home...
• Homer: You know, one day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops!
  Chief Wiggum: [suddenly afraid] They are? Oh, no!...
• The day will happen whether or not you get up.
• Homer: You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest gift a man could have.
  As the years went by, your mother and I were blessed twice more....
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up and your braces have locked together.
• You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself. -- Ethel Barrymoore