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• Homer: Well, time to go to work. Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
  [Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside] Wiggum...
• Gravedigger: Two more ladies come by earlier that day.
  One was real pretty, t'other, sort of plain....
• Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here! [shoots] Lou
  Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum...
• Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time, Bart!
  You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!...
• Let that be a lesson to the rest of you nuts!
  -- Chief Wiggum addresses a bowl of walnuts, "I Love Lisa...
• Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks? Wiggum
  Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I?...
• Hibbert: Aaah. Diagnosis -- delicious. Homer: I've got the presciption for you, another hot beef injection!
  Wiggum: Uuuh, Homer? Bring me another one of those....
• Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
  Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is. Wiggum...
• Marge: Hello? Wiggum: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news.
  Your husband was found DOA. Marge: Oh, my God!...