Homer: You know, one day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to
you crooked cops!
Chief Wiggum: [suddenly afraid] They are? Oh, no! Have they set a
date?
-- "I Love Lisa"
you crooked cops!
Chief Wiggum: [suddenly afraid] They are? Oh, no! Have they set a
date?
-- "I Love Lisa"
Related:
- Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
[Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street... - Gravedigger: Two more ladies come by earlier that day.
One was real pretty, t'other, sort of... - Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here!
[shoots]
Lou:
Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum:... - Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time,
Bart! You're in for the punishment of a lifetime... - Let that be a lesson to the rest of you nuts!
-- Chief Wiggum addresses a bowl of walnuts,
"I Love... - Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks?
Wiggum:
Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now... - Hibbert: Aaah. Diagnosis -- delicious.
Homer: I've got the presciption for you,
another hot beef injection! Wiggum: Uuuh, Homer? ... - Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no
law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is. Wiggum... - Marge: Hello?
Wiggum: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news.
Your husband was found DOA. Marge: Oh, my...
From the same category:
- Skinner: Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. You know,
folks here don't much care for law and order... - Homer: [trying to disguise his voice]
Hello,
my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter... - Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire,
and he has Bart! Burns: Why, Bart is right here. Bart... - Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged... - Bart: Wow, Lisa, looking at you makes me want to get married for a third
time.
I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at...
