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• Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
  Fourth Law of Applied Terro...
• Fourth Law of Applied Terror: The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
  Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course....
• The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
  -- Fourth Law of Applied Terror Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course....
• Eager to know the result of a physics exam he had taken, my brother asked his teacher, "How far am I from making an 'A' in this course?
  Replied the instructor, "Do you want that in light years?...
• An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor." -- M. M. Johnsto
• If a student has to study, he will claim that the course is unfair. -- M. M. Johnsto