Marge: What makes you think this Darryl Strawberry character is better
than you?
Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, faster than me, stronger
than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I
do.
Bart: You make me sick, Homer. You're the one who told me I could do
anything if I just put my mind to it!
Homer: Well, now that you're a little bit older, I can tell you that's
a crock! No matter how good you are at something, there's always
about a million people better than you.
Bart: Gotcha. Can't win, don't try.
-- Lesson for the day, "Homer at the Bat"
than you?
Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, faster than me, stronger
than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I
do.
Bart: You make me sick, Homer. You're the one who told me I could do
anything if I just put my mind to it!
Homer: Well, now that you're a little bit older, I can tell you that's
a crock! No matter how good you are at something, there's always
about a million people better than you.
Bart: Gotcha. Can't win, don't try.
-- Lesson for the day, "Homer at the Bat"
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