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• Kent: And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high, and lost control of its servo guidance mechanism, leaving us with some.
  ..[checks watch] six hours to live. So, let's go live now to the charred remains of the only bridge out of town with Arnie Pie and Arnie in the Sky!...
• This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people.
  Traffic going waaaay back in both directions. And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm, because I just dropped my bagel....
• Homer: Lousy traffic jams...[laughs] the traffic report will get me out of this one.
  [turns on KBBL] Arnie: [from a helicopter] This is Arnie Pie!...
• You little Temptress. I want to see you BEG! -- Arnie Becker (L.A. Law)
• The Bird Collection: Arnie Thologie
• Arnie: Arnie Pie in the sky with the morning commute.
  Traffic this morning is as bad as it gets....
• Arnie: "In my country, we lined all the drug dealers and drug addicts and shot them in the back of the head.
  Fellow cop: "Nah, that wouldn't work here. Too many politicians....
• Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
  Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent....
• My husband commits an inconceivable act of perversion with a barnyard animal, and it's not central to my case?
  !' - 'Not in California.' -- Arnie Becker discusses marital infidelities on L.A. LAW...