Kent: Hardest Hit By The Blizzard Is Springfield's Forbidding Widow's Peak.

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Kent: Hardest hit by the blizzard is Springfield's forbidding Widow's
Peak. Our own Arnie Pie is on the scene.
Arnie: [live remote, in a helicopter] Everything's snowed in! All I
can see is white!
Kent: [impatiently] Arnie, please. The ski conditions.
Arnie: [now upside-down] Mayday! Mayday! I think I'm flying into a
mountain! Tell my wife I lo... [picture fuzzes out]
Kent: [chuckles] That's great, Arnie.
-- Weather report, "Mr. Plow"