Arnie: Arnie Pie in the sky with the morning commute. Traffic this
morning is as bad as it gets. Due to a fire at the Army testing
lab, a bunch of escaped infected monkeys are roaming the
expressway. Despite the sweltering heat, don't unroll your
windows, 'cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable.
Homer: Hee hee hee. I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas
break honk. Gas break honk. Honk honk punch. Gas gas gas.
[Walks to terminal.]
8:58, first time I've ever been early for work. Except for all
those daylight savings days. Lousy farmers.
-- Without whom, new obese Homer wouldn't exist,
"King-Size Homer"
morning is as bad as it gets. Due to a fire at the Army testing
lab, a bunch of escaped infected monkeys are roaming the
expressway. Despite the sweltering heat, don't unroll your
windows, 'cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable.
Homer: Hee hee hee. I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas
break honk. Gas break honk. Honk honk punch. Gas gas gas.
[Walks to terminal.]
8:58, first time I've ever been early for work. Except for all
those daylight savings days. Lousy farmers.
-- Without whom, new obese Homer wouldn't exist,
"King-Size Homer"
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Homer: Y'uh huh, that's the deal. No more exercise... - Save gas:
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I see Esk ["ESC"], Catarl ["CTRL"], and Pig-Up ["PGUP"]... - Homer: Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity! I just came here to
see "Honk If You're Horny" in peace.
Manager: Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy... - Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy?
Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it? -- Homer... - This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the
Springfield Memorial Bridge,
people. Traffic going waaaay back in both directions... - Marge: What on Earth happened down there??
Bart:
One of the stills b... [Homer puts his hand... - Homer: One for "Honk", please.
Ticketeer: Oh. Gee,
uh, just a minute. I have to check with the ... - Homer: I'm going to have to shut it down myself. Fat,
don't fail me now! [jumps in car; tires...
