The Moral Is: Never Try To Teach Your Parents Anything.

The Moral Is: Never Try To Teach Your Parents Anything.

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The moral is: Never try to teach your parents anything.

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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig. -- Anon.
1) Never try anything with tomatoes in it. 2) Never try anything bigger than your head.
3) Never, NEVER try anything that looks like vomit....
Never try to guess your wife's size. Just buy her anything marked `petite' and hold on to the receipt.
The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
You shouldn't try to teach a pig to sing. You waste your time and it annoys the pig.
Never try to adjust your clothing in a crowded elevator.
Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet!