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• I shall be an autocrat: that's my trade. And the good Lord will forgive me
  hat's his. -- Empress Catherine the Grea...
• Shall I, wasting in despair, Die because a woman 's fair?
  Or make pale my cheeks with care, 'Cause another's rosy are?...
• My calculator is my shepherd, I shall not want It maketh me accurate to ten significant figures, and it leadeth me in scientific notation to 99 digits.
  It restoreth my square roots and guideth me along paths of floating decimal points for the sake of precision....
• My calculator is my shepherd, I shall not want It maketh me accurate to ten significant figures, and it leadeth me in scientific notation to 99 digits.
  It restoreth my square roots and guideth me along paths of floating decimal points for the sake of precision....
• The President is my shepherd, I am in want. He maketh me to lie down on park benches, he leadeth me beside still factories, he restoreth my doubt in the Republican party.
  He guideth me to the path of unemployment for his party's sake....
• I 'm weary of conjectures,--this must end 'em. Thus am I doubly armed
  my death and life, My bane and antidote, are both before me...
• You shall judge of a man by his foes as well as by his friends. -- Joseph Conrad, "Lord Jim", 1900
• Whoe'er she be, That not impossible she, That shall command my heart and me.
  -- Richard Crashaw (c. 1616-1650) -- Wishes to his Supposed Mistre...
• RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
  Sharp, irresistible by mail or shield, By guard unparried as by flight unstayed, O serviceable Rumor, let me wield Against my enemy no other blade....