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• If she undervalue me, What care I how fair she be? -- Sir Walter Raleigh (1552-1618) -- Poem
• Exceeding fair she was not; and yet fair In that she never studied to be fairer Than Nature made he
  beauty cost her nothing, Her virtues were so rare....
• If she seem not chaste to me, What care I how chaste she be?
  -- Sir Walter Raleigh (1552-1618) -- Poem...
• Asked how she felt being the first woman to make a major-league team
  he said, "Like a pig in mud," or words to that effect, and then turned and released a squirt of tobacco juice from the wad of rum soaked plug in her right cheek....
• Go, lovely rose! Tell her that wastes her time and me That now she knows, When I resemble her to thee, How sweet and fair she seems to be.
  -- Edmund Waller (1605-1687) -- Go, Lovely Rose...
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned?
  Well, I haven't. I find that whenever a woman becomes friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damn nuisance...
• She is not fair to outward view As many maidens be
  Her loveliness I never knew Until she smiled on me. -- Hartley Coleridge...